Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops

This is what happens when you’re bored and find your curling tongs…

This is what happens when you’re bored and find your curling tongs…




Q
sorry for reblogging practically all of your blog, but the wonder that is Zack Merrick needs to be shared with the world :D
A

Haha no problem it’s a blog, you reblog stuff, feel free in a sense :) Thanks for the message by the way, I haven’t had one in ages. Shit, that makes me sounds desperate :/ Ooh well, again you’re welcome :) ♥


screaminglovemebaby:

Just noticed this. THANKS ZACK!

screaminglovemebaby:

Just noticed this. THANKS ZACK!

(via confidentc0ward)




dontwanna-feelyourpain:

nerd-boner:

DON’T COMPARAMORE THEM.
…see what i did there.

lol comparing we are the in crowd, hey monday and versaemerge to paramore is getting so old now and it’s so annoying. they’re both great bands that have talented female vocalists. seriously

dontwanna-feelyourpain:

nerd-boner:

DON’T COMPARAMORE THEM.

…see what i did there.

lol comparing we are the in crowd, hey monday and versaemerge to paramore is getting so old now and it’s so annoying. they’re both great bands that have talented female vocalists. seriously

(via walk-0f-shame)


His smile makes my heart melt ♥

His smile makes my heart melt ♥